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09.06.2025 01:18

Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
New Ubisoft Game Shutting Down Permanently in 48 Hours - ComicBook.com
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Microsoft Confirms Password Deletion—Now Just 8 Weeks Away - Forbes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Wall Street sets Palantir stock price for next 12 months - Finbold
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No go.
Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..